"You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are."
Amy Poehler (via splitterherzen)

(via laviadelsole)

— 35 minutes ago with 57508 notes



" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via profashionall)

— 11 hours ago with 52058 notes


*purposely drop something in front of my crush*


(via wideeyed-lammie)

— 13 hours ago with 64444 notes
"You’d catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"
Someone who’s tryna catch these hands
— 14 hours ago with 1 note